A word to Mother Nature...

... Quit playing games with my heart.  I know you're not for real with this gorgeous weather, so just cut the crap. I know you didn't forget that it's February. We don't do this "sunny and 65" bull this time of year. We don't walk around in shorts before April. So just cut it out. It's not funny. Mother Nature, if you're reading this, we're not talking anymore. And you can forget about me riding around in the Prius... it's all about the Jeep from now on. Yeah, that's right. Your forests can burn down for all I care, you lying cheat.

Seriously. I was hot today. I know you can create hurricanes and shit, but this is just being a down right showoff.