As a new installment, I think featuring messages from the website texts from last night is a pretty good idea for chill Saturdays. To kick this off, here are my two favorites from recent days.
(914): last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
(641): FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
(1-641): STOP listening to that song