New favorite website! It's called texts from last night and it's amazing. Here's a sample:
(443): why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
(410): haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
(443): that only happened once.
Shout out to Shell for twittering that shit.