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(214): My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night

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(630): all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed

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(619): Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep

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(818): lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy

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(870): I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..

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(410): you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga

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(314): In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.

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(956): around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...

(732): the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on

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What's good? I don't know what it is about that phrase but I love it. If you ever hear me use it, I'm most likely in a good mood.

A new site: Things My Date Really Said Last Night Samples:
“Let me know if you see a cop. I’m not really supposed to be out right now. Probation. Assault.” “You’re not one of those girls that’s slept with tons of guys because of daddy issues, are you?”
It has the same kind of theme going on as TFLN, only different.
(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed? (540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
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Enjoy!

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(314): why was he too nerdy?
(919): he was a tetris block for halloween

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(780): he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.

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(215): No stitches, just platelets and will power

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(508): those are such fre$h shoes
(1-508): going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign

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(925): My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
(510): wats the point then?


(860): isnt it creepy that our bodies make people

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(937): Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.

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As a new installment, I think featuring messages from the website texts from last night is a pretty good idea for chill Saturdays. To kick this off, here are my two favorites from recent days.

(914): last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.


(641): FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
(1-641): STOP listening to that song

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(404): Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

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